Posts tagged quotes
Posts tagged quotes
I am dying of laughter.
Vermin Supreme, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Newt and Ron Paul. Cash money money cash money money cash.
(Seriously, one of the best political satires I’ve seen in a looooooong time.)
“That was 2008, I think. Best eight seconds of my life.”
- Alexander Skargard, on losing his virginity to Men’s Journal
COMMAS ARE YOUR FRIEND, Perez.
Unless ASkars really did lose his virginity to Men’s Journal, in which case, rock on sexy Viking dude.
(Source: perezhilton.com)
(786): It’s a gateway drink…. Starts with wine… Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries…
I’ve had days that started (ended?) like this.
(Source: textsfromlastnight.com)
