A Smattering of Random

thekillroom: WHAT THE FUCK. What the ACTUAL FUCK? Why so...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:09:31 -0400

thekillroom:

WHAT THE FUCK. What the ACTUAL FUCK?

Why so adorable??

uhavenothin2losebuturchains: pretty awful, but sadly true. fuck...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:51:04 -0400

uhavenothin2losebuturchains:

pretty awful, but sadly true. fuck the patriarchy.

Indeed. Though usually the backlash comes with a steaming pile of rape threats.

I want a fox.

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 13:12:20 -0400

I want a fox.

Interracial Dating Today

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:15:26 -0500

Interracial Dating Today:

aleekza:

My good friend @AshleyFMiller is talking about her father disowning her for dating a black man on HupffPost Live right now. This is still happening in 2013.

Watch it.

Erin Gibson: "Women of L.A" : The Anti-Female Anthem of 2013

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:31:56 -0500

Erin Gibson: "Women of L.A" : The Anti-Female Anthem of 2013 :

gibblertron:

“The Women of L.A.” is a music video/story about a guy (DJ Lubel) who moved to LA (from NYC) only to be told by his LA friends that no one gets laid in L.A.

No one.

Why?

Because the women in this city are awful!

After the expositional introsketch, the song kicks off with a trio of women (including Internet-lebrity Taryn Southern)breaking down exactly why they’re not pulling down their lady pantaloons for guys in L.A.:

Great critique.

thespacegoat: zacksplosion: gimmegrimmy: thecityofpawnee: nerdmodeactivated: tea-in-the-tardis: ...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:42:10 -0500

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

meangirlsofcapitolhill: The fiscal cliff is SO not fetch. New...

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:14:14 -0500

meangirlsofcapitolhill:

The fiscal cliff is SO not fetch.

New favorite tumblr.

holistictumblragency: wnycradiolab: theanimalblog: A...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 18:43:32 -0500

holistictumblragency:

wnycradiolab:

theanimalblog:

A featherless chicken mid-stride. Taken by Tim Flach.

And with that: enjoy your weekend, folks!

I cannot look away.

HAPPY AMERICAN TURKEY DAY.

The one true Father of us All.

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 22:49:00 -0400

The one true Father of us All.

No Joy Book here!

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 22:46:31 -0400

No Joy Book here!

bindersfullofwomen: Binders full of women hahahahahaha. Yes.

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 22:15:41 -0400

bindersfullofwomen:

Binders full of women

hahahahahaha. Yes.

Diary Of A Cleric: Well at least I'm not homeless anymore...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 13:50:00 -0400

Diary Of A Cleric: Well at least I'm not homeless anymore...:

springly:

michellefund:

Hello folks of Tumblr. I could really use a bit of love and kindness right now.

I’m 18 years old, recently graduated, and am now in my first semester at college.

In 2010, my house was bulldozed down by my crazed landlord when my mother refused to go on a date with him….

I’m sorry, I’m very pro-choice but are we really doing this? It’s not that much money, can’t her ‘loving supportive boyfriend’ loan it to her, or can’t she take out a loan? This is not a life-threatening situation and there was no rape, I just don’t understand why someone would donate for this and not something more important. I urge you, if you are thinking of donating give the money to cancer research or something instead.

Being pro-choice does not mean that you personally have to fund the abortions of strangers on the internet, I mean really this could easily be a scam.

Oh yeah, “there was no rape” and “this isn’t life threatening” ergo her abortion isn’t important are both VERY pro-choice stances.

If you don’t want to donate money to help her out, don’t. If someone else does, it’s their money. Anything on the internet could be a scam. (For that matter, anything not on the internet could be a scam.) So I’ll make you a deal: you don’t try to police what I spend my money on, and I won’t try to make you feel like shit for supporting cancer research funds that probably only send about 30% of their money to cancer researchers. Fair?

Troll elsewhere.

heyhembree: cas-the-cat: Professor Bobby. dYING

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 11:51:42 -0400

heyhembree:

cas-the-cat:

Professor Bobby.

dYING

Yeah, Illegitimate Rape is super confusing. But it totes makes...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 19:54:21 -0400

Yeah, Illegitimate Rape is super confusing. But it totes makes sense that a tiny dude living in your brainpan would be in charge of making that call…

wednesday is to help emit

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 13:48:25 -0400

wednesday is to help emit:

jackcolemandaily:

As you probably already know, Jack will be in the short film EMIT by JS Mayank. It’s a fascinating concept: a world where time flows backwards, where your life starts when you are unearthed from your grave, and ends when you go back to fetal state. Jack plays the main protagonist in this short and it looks very promising.

EMIT has already finished filming but needs more funds for post-production. Please consider donating with Kickstarter to help them finish the project! More Jack goodness depends on us!

—-> DONATE HERE <—-

And please spread the word if you have friends who enjoy Jack and/or cool scifi shorts!

PS: there’s also an interview of JS Mayank and a small trailer on that website!

Yes! Do it! :)

napoleonbonerhard: WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY...

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 00:13:59 -0400

napoleonbonerhard:

WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?

Because, they’re free. Duh.

So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.

So what the hell do we have here?

There are three separate prizes here

AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS

Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.

This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome

YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS

Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set

My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.

This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!

WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?

EXACTLY.

The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.

This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.

This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party

WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:

Reblob as many times as you want idgaf

Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE

You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by

No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here

I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho

DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.

Oh, also:

*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.

I want all the things.

haha. Yes.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 15:01:01 -0400

haha. Yes.

…that gif is a thing of terrible beauty.

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:19:03 -0400

…that gif is a thing of terrible beauty.

On Todd Akin

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 14:06:27 -0400

On Todd Akin:

Every single one of these quotes is concerned with “legitimizing” rape. Sorry, rape-rape. Because if it’s not a ‘legitimate’ (or ‘true,’ or traumatic enough) rape, then the woman was clearly asking for it in some way. She wanted it, otherwise she wouldn’t be pregnant.

This is rape apologia. This is rape culture. This is a way to blame the victim. This is also a way to take away the victim’s bodily autonomy, again, by denying her access to abortion, because the anti-choice lobbyists have managed to convince most of us that abortion is controversial, but rape/incest is the constant ethical thorn in their side.

The anti-abortion movement is one predicated upon the punishment and shaming of women for being sexual beings. Had sex and got pregnant? Bear the consequences of your actions! Take responsibility. Because children are ‘consequences’ and somehow, abortion isn’t taking responsibility. It’s all well and good to throw these words at a woman who had sex and got pregnant. It’s her fault, after all. But those arguments don’t hold water when it’s rape, so you’re stuck in a moral quandary where some abortion slips through the cracks.

Ugh, this guy. And pretty much everyone around him, with their faux-outrage over something they actually support and believe.

Pregnant Dominican teen at center of abortion debate dies

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:12:37 -0400

Pregnant Dominican teen at center of abortion debate dies:

This is what a “prolife” world would look like.

That girl deserved better.